Heinous Weather.

This is a post about this heinous weather. Mainly because I'm freezing and mainly because my stories have been too embarrassing lately to post.

Let's start with all these guys walking around campus. Either they look like they're going to a picnic and the snow/wind/wet/freezing doesn't bother them, or they look like they are literally dying as they walk. I followed a group of guys out the door and when coatless guy #1 walked out he said, "Man, it feels good out here." His posse had the most hysterical looks. They looked like they were debating on if they should try to match his dumb macho attitude or rag on him for blatantly lying. They went with the first option. I silently went with the second.

Later, I passed a girl and she said to her friend, "I wish I didn't exist right now." Amen, is all I can say.

Walking back to my dorm was like debating on how I'd like to die. If I put my head down to block the wind I would inevitably run into something. Most likely an oncoming car. If I tried to speed walk, I'd slip. If I walked carefully aka slowly, I'd freeze to death. If I didn't go outside I wouldn't get to eat, so I'd starve to death. And that is NOT how I want to die.

I went with running into something then freezing to death. And now here I am, an hour after de-frosting. Telling you it's bad out there.

Stay warm.