Beginning with Phillip Phillips and ending with a pep talk.

Today I discovered a new Panera shop.
Seriously, obsessed.
Just to let you know.

Phillip Phillips is coming to sing to me in four hours. GET EXCITED PEOPLE. Well, technically he's coming for all of my college, but I prefer my version. I've been playing his music obsessively and I even tweeted about it. For clarification, tweeting is real dedication there. So call me Miss Dedicated.

This week is finals and honestly I am not feeling it. I'm taking suggestions, how in the world do you motivate yourself for things so ridiculously awful that you want to cry when you think about them?? I'm pretty sure that blogging about nothing is not one of the suggestions.

Maybe it's your finals week. Here's the deal, let's pretend I'm actually going to work and I'm an expert at it and I'm going to give you some tips to get you motivated to do whatever you don't want to do.  

1) Get coffee. Like invest stock in Starbucks.
2) New pens, preferably some awesome colors.
3) Smile at a stranger until it's massively obvious you are staring and smiling at them. Then smile at your work. See how smiling makes this fun?
4) Turn off the music that makes you want a spotlight. Bring on the classical stuff that you can't sing to. THEN when you reach a point where your head is going to explode, turn up the beats and DANCE YOUR HEART OUT. If there's people watching that's even better.
5) Spit. I know, it's gross. But really, if you get a big sip of water and spew it everywhere it keeps you awake. That's why all the baseball people do it.
6) GO GET 'EM!!! You got this. Really. Did you know you're a genius?? I'm sorry if someone hasn't told you yet today. That's silly of the world, cause really you're a smart one. You also have this amazing capacity to look at something and absorb it right up. Just keep at it, today's the day you realize you're even more amazing than you originally thought. Smile! And did I mention you're looking smashing today? Wow.

I'm honored you spent a couple minutes of your time reading about my goofy self, it proves you are a beast. You go rock the world now :)