Today I happily went to get groceries like a big girl. I walked through the doors and decided against a cart because the only thing I was planning on getting was Greek yogurt and a toothbrush (I lost my last one...How do you lose a toothbrush? I don't know.). Anyway, I pass the apple display and the big 5lb bag of my faves were on sale so I grabbed a bag after closely examining the entire selection twice. I proudly carry my discount apples and start walking towards the yogurt section. Guess what happens? Disaster strikes. My key gets stuck in the side of the bag, so I pull it out, no big deal. Well, that dumb string it was caught on must have been the entire stinking backbone to the bag because all of a sudden, the bag literally explodes. Apples shoot everywhere. Really, I'm not exaggerating. I stand there with a lone apple in my hand that I attempted to save and stare at the ground and the rolling missiles. Of course people stop and stare. I look at the guy next to me and my stunned and slightly frozen self said, "Oh dear, what do I do?"
Anyway, long story short, an attractive guy ended up helping me pick them up and stack them in the freezer isle until I had to move all of them (it took three trips) back to the nice lady working in the bakery section. People stared as I tried to carry as many apples as possible and I'm pretty sure that one lady thought I was being illegal as I threw away one of the busted ones dripping on me.
After that, I think the attractive man thought I was stalking him cause who knew he needed toothpaste and I needed a toothbrush...
I had some issues with the Kroger card, too. But we don't need to go there.
oh wow well happens to the best of us kid... and I am just dying to know did you get anymore apples?
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